Mike Looijmans - Dirty Pictures

This is what it looked like at the end of 1999. Notice the cool rainbow.

Then came along a nice chap who offered to do a complete makeover of the back yard. We agreed, and he started working. Below, you see the results. Looks much more artistic.

The pond of course is the main attraction. It looks like it is a shithole. The reason that it looks that way is that it actually is a hole that is filled with pig droppings.

Something terrible happened. A hole in the dike! Aaaarrrggghhh"

Of course, such a nice garden doesn't grow by itself. You need to water and fertilize it. Here we see how that can be done quick and efficient.

And of course, you cannot live without one, a nice heated swimming pool. This is a picture in the How-Can-I-Tell-My-Swimming-Pool-Needs-Cleaning division